My Freaking Life

Me? What about me? Nothing truly out of the ordinary, except for the fact that I seem to have very random, peculiar things happen to me (or people that I know*) on a fairly regular basis. And thanks to some gentle words of encouragement** from a number of friends, I’ve decided to start putting some of these stories online.

Everything you read on here will be things that have actually happened to me, or people I know. Or people that some of the people I know told me about. Or people I read about on the Internet.

Either way, everything you read on this site – every story, every anecdote – will be absolutely true.

Except for the things that aren’t.

Especially the things that aren’t.

* – names have been changed to protect the innocent to prevent me from getting sued

** – I was actually threatened with bodily harm if I didn’t get this thing up and running, but some of them are New Yorkers.  We show encouragement differently than most folks.